Rantfest

I passed the end of training exam. This is the one bonus, although you needed to be efftarded to fail both attempts. Why do certain people always have to ask the most irrelevent questions they can think of? Ones that are not only stupid, but have nothing to do with our role. The same person, every day for 14 days. And why can we not tell that person to stfu. I would have loved to have told them to stfu, as would everyone else in our training group. This is a person who has claimed they died twice during an operation, and had previously worked for the secret service in their home country, and the EMI record label. Surely with those jobs, you would know how to use username/password combinations, and how to find google.com. If you're life has been boring, admit you haven't done much, don't make up ridiculous stories as it only makes you look like a tit.

I do not want to convert to Islam. No matter how many times I say this, people don't seem to listen. "Islam has all the answers", so does a dodgy salesman. Anyone/anything that claims to have all the answers, is a liar. No matter what the subject is, noone knows everything.

If you can see that I have a new email window open, and I'm trying to hear the trainer reading out the email address of the person you want me to email about us doing a shift swap, do not tell me to email her at the time the email address is being read out, so I can't hear the email address. If the window's open and I'm typing, it's blatantly obvious I'm emailing her.

Do not claim to be a comedian, if you aren't funny in the slightest. If in 14 days you haven't made a single person laugh at your jokes, you're a shit comedian.

I'm sorry, it's just today was bad enough without everyone making it worse. I think I've done well to stay patient for as long as I have done.

If people read this, and know parts are about them, I'm just venting.

Future posts will hopefully be a bit less bitchy.